What can melt your heart?

Everyone- my name is this, my name is that (one by one)

Everyone- let's play ‘ek machli pani mai gyi’

Me- (laughs)

Which current F1 drivers should switch teams based on historical patterns?

Everytime after each oath ceremony i miss the chaos we make together and again wait for the next year eagerly.

Me- hey, what's your name? (to everyone one by one)

Girl- your face with these two ponytails look like doll

Why do people believe that global warming is man made?

My was over so i was standing among the kids of monitor group as my friend was their deputy head.

Me- i mean to say why you came to my house? (like an interviewer)

Suddenly a girl in front of whom i was standing asked me, “didi aap doll jesi chhoti karke kyu aate ho?”

Why are girls supposed to have a stereotypical "hourglass" body shape, and why if you dont have an "hourglass" body shape you get treated differently? It doesnt make any sense to me.

Girl- no, sacchi your ponytails look like dolls

He was that kid in the above attached video. He calles me ‘shuluutiii’

Their voice, when they call my name and sometimes if they tease me that blushing is real.

Why isn't bestiality illegal in most states? If children can't consent, then animals DEFINITELY can't consent. Why is being a pedophile a crime but zoophilia is not?

I don't have any younger brother or sister so when children in my school calls me ‘didi’, i am like-

Scene2- playing with neighborhood kid.

Talks with kids.

Why do you suck men's dicks?

Not infants but kids. Specially kids from nursery-class5. Their laughs, their smile, their ‘thankyouu’, their humorous talks and senseless questions everything melts my heart.

Scene 1- i was sent for monitoring class 3rd

Me- (who don't even know doll jesi ponytails kya hoti) hein? From which angle this ponytails look like that of dolls cutie?

Is it possible to make cars that run on water instead of gasoline or other fossil fuels? Why haven't we done so yet?

One of them- no let's play ‘das bees’

Me- one by one we'll play both of them okay?

Why do good-looking men date homely women?

This isn't the first time someone said this to me but this was something different that put a smile on my face.